if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
I think that when you send celebrities fan mail, you should send them the worst picture that was ever taken of them to be signed.
Oh my God guys… wait.
(Source: doctorwhoalldayeveryday)
can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.
how to be a “real woman”: a guide
1. do you identify as a woman
2. congratulations you’re a real woman
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
(Source: stridazzle)
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
gallifreysonlyconsultinghunter:
Everyone is a hero
I LOVE HOW EVERYONE ELSE HAS ONE MOMENT WHERE THEY ARE AT THEIR WEAKEST AND THEN RORY JUST HAS A WHOLE LITTLE MONTAGE
(Source: savedher)
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
(Source: iseeincolor91)
OKAY THOUGH WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT A THING. JUST IMAGINE HOW RIVER IS FEELING IN THE LIBRARY. SHE GETS A DOCTOR BUT NOT HER DOCTOR. AND HE DOES LOOK RIGHT THOUGH HER BECAUSE TO HIM, AT THAT MOMENT, SHE IS JUST ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON HE HAS MET IN HIS TRAVELS. AND SO THE LAST THING SHE SEES BEFORE DYING IS THIS MAN WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HER BEGGING AND PLEADING FOR HER TO STOP. AND SHE STILL SACRIFICES HERSELF FOR HIM. SO IMAGINE HOW RIVER MUST BE FEELING IN THE FINALE, BECAUSE I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THIS IS A POST-LIBRARY RIVER (REGARDLESS IF YOU THINK SHE MADE IT OUT OF THE DATA CORE OR NOT). THE LAST MEMORY SHE HAS OF THE DOCTOR IS NOT HER DOCTOR. SO WHEN ELEVEN TELLS HER THAT SHE IS LOVE AND THAT HE CAN ALWAYS SEE AND HERE HER I THINK IT IS REDEMPTION ON THE DOCTOR’S PART. A WAY OF SAYING THAT I AM SORRY THAT I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND BACK THEN BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IMPORTANT TO ME. NOW AND FOREVER.
(Source: the-woman-who-slapped-the-doctor)
It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
I remember
Doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation
Like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil’s eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
~** inspired by **~
~** daftwithoneshoe **~
I’m done, found the best post on the internet
Where was this during Halloween?!
(Source: nonlinear-nonsubjective)
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