So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
Saw this outside a church on the weekend in Melbourne. Happy to see times are changing, might be slow, but at least there is change.
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)
"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"
Anonymous said: can you explain the mishapocalypse from 2913? like what happened how who where etc?
It all started with a post…
I was Misha. She was Misha. He was Misha.
WE ALL WERE MISHA.
No blog was safe. No fandom was safe. Any tag you looked on, MISHA.
To anyone who remembers the Mishapocalypse…
Your follower count probably looked like this:
Blogs you visited may have looked like this:
And here are some of the…products of the Mishapocalypse:
Even into the real world:
Meanwhile, the only one who was not Misha, was Misha:
It had such a huge impact on the fandom, months later Mishapocalypse faces were still popping up:
In conclusion, the Mishapocalypse was basically like this:
I bet the Mishapocalypse will be even better in 2913
2913…Everyone actually turns into Misha Collins.
It would be like The End Of Time episode of Doctor Who, where everyone was The Master.
Misha Collins finally takes over the world.
That last gif
My contribution was a year late…
dad: father? are you trying to say father?
baby: FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS
Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on
Хочу, чтобы в моей жизни появился какой-то интересный человек, с которым бы я болтала в бессонные ночи и знала, что меня это ни к чему не обязывает.
Вообще странно сложилось, курить я бросил хоть и до сих пор хочу. Фоткать стал много, хоть до сих пор и не умею. Живу только ночью, хоть мне и не дают поспать днем. Очень люблю свободу, о чем и постоянно пишу.
Я итальянка и изучаю русский язык недавно.
Я хочу добавить русских людей на ВКонтакте. Кто хочет добавить меня в друзья? :3
А не только на ВКонтакте, тоже здесь, или на Фейсбук, или Твиттер, или Скайп… с: